Sunday, October 24, 2010

October Thoughts




















It is October
and the winds
now blow cool...
in the shadows the
coolness hugs you...
the blood finds it
harder to warm
your veins...
retreating to your core...
saving its heat
for survival...
the first shiver
of approaching Winter
works its way down
my arms...
down my spine...

step into the light...
stand beneath the sun...
feeling the waves
of old Sol
pour down over you...
flowing like warm honey...
covering you
in a blanket of calm...
leaving you sleepy
and smiling...

each year I wait
for the last days
of sweltering Summer
to pass into Fall...
the first cool days
to reinvigorate
my spirits...
to prepare me
for holidays
and families...

today is that day...
the 59th time
I've felt the
sun on my face...
letting the cold
sinking from the north
slip like tentacles
around the contours
of my form...

the air is crisp...
a promise of renewal
caressing me...
as it did at
8 years,
12 years,
and 21...
over and over...
the unseen clock...
ticking away the minutes...
natures calendar
with its pages flipping
through months and years...

yet standing
in this field
once again...
I forget the world...
I forget the people...
I forget myself
and float above it all...
secure in this moment...
thinking how could
the moment be
any better...
how could this life,
in this place,
be anymore true...


R. C. Arquette
10/18/2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Halloween Comes Creeping






The cold air chills the senses
As October comes around again…
Under a cloud streaked Harvest Moon…
The first frost descending
Clings to fat orange pumpkins
Some with Jack-O-Lantern smiles
Indian Corn stalks stacked…
Ghosts and witches in the windows…
Skeletons twisting in the trees…
The dead arise fetid and obscene
The images of Halloween…

At sunset the earthy aroma hangs
Fall leaves are being burned…
After all their colors turned…
The tendrils of smoke
Swirl among the headstones
Blue-gray serpents tongues
Sensually stroking the cold…
Ancient weathered granite…
Markers of the dead…
The bouquet of decay gone green
The smells of Halloween…

The wind moans a lost lament
As distant wolves howl a tune…
Discordant song sung to the moon…
The voices whispering
Eerie messages on the wind
Through skeletal fingers
Come haunting to our ears…
Enhancing our nervous fears…
As the bats awake from slumber…
Dark wings flap overhead unseen
The sounds of Halloween…

Hair on necks stand stiffly
As we imagine sticky spider-webs…
Or monstrous claws upon our heads…
The ghosts and ghouls
Grabbing at our soft flesh
Jealous of our life’s blood
Their decayed flesh hangs…
Bare skulls and dripping fangs…
As we run away from the nightmare…
A night of hysteria and screams
The feel of Halloween…

The Indian Pudding was tasty
And the pumpkin pie was a delight…
Now costumes appear in the night…
To trick-or-treat for
Sweet candies and cookies
Goodies for the fearless few
Who come a haunting…
By porch light, so undaunting…
Dreams of chocolate on each tongue…
The candy corn and caramel crème
The taste of Halloween…

I celebrate the Pumpkin King
With a childish joy unbound…
At last Halloween has come around…
As it always comes again
Honoring the cycle of life
With it’s dying and it’s dead
We can confront our fears…
We all carry through the years…
With tools used from cradle to grave…
I believe you may know what I mean
The five senses of Halloween

R. C. Arquette
10/8/00

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Do Madmen Dream of Sanity?























I sit
trance-like…
watching
the blips
bounce
rhythmically
down the hills
and valleys
of sine waves
in neon green…

electro-medical
mumbo-jumbo…

gaudy gauges
illustrating
binary patterns
of color,
brilliance,
and intensity…

it seems
to be trying
to make sense
of the cinematic images…
Technicolor landscapes…
realistic
surround sounds
that permanently
fill the soft space
within my
turtle skull…

so ‘hmmmmmm’
says I to me
and doing so
I birth
this question…

when fate
conspires to rob
a fragile mind
of tranquility…
scrambling reason…
shorting
synaptic switches
breaking
rapid-fire relays…
spinning logic
into darkness…
leaving a mind
that exists
in a realm
of cold sweat
hot flashes…

of phobic fear…

what happens
when at last
the fatigue comes
or the medication
settles the demons..
and sleep comes…

what happens
when
the sleeper slips
into a shroud
of unconsciousness…

is there terror…
are there
eels and worms
writhing in
dark corners…
do the nightmares
truly invade
as the volumes
of ‘mind shrink’
so decree
in common
choral voice…

is it naught
but chaos
blooming…
filling that
unguarded space
with manic dread…

or in fact…
do madmen
dream of sanity?

R. C. Arquette
8/2/07

Saturday, July 4, 2009

A Suitcase with Attitude



Mike and Jimmy Driscoll
were two of seven kids
supported by a single mom…
never much money to go around
they had to entertain themselves…
they spent most of their free time
exploring the woods
behind their little wood frame house…

on one of those explorations
Jimmy found a wounded Bobcat…
ordinarily fierce animals of muscle,
claws, and sharp pointy teeth…
it was nearly dead from being in a fight…
if it hadn’t been so beaten up
he wouldn’t have been able to
move it to their back porch
to doctor it…

he and Mike cleaned it up…
put some mercurochrome
or iodine on it’s wounds…
and gave it fresh water…
it rested and soon
began to eat…

they had it in a metal cage
too small for it to move around…
they showed it off to everyone…
hissing, spiting, and pawing the bars
with each viewing
from the neighborhood kids…
the animal grew stronger
and meaner…

their mother wanted it gone…
she figured someone would get hurt…
rabies from bites or scratches
was her major complaint…
so the day came it had to go…
but how?

the answer came
in the form of an old suitcase…
one of those cane weaved types
with a tweed design in beige
trimmed in dark brown…
the kind they used in the forties…
just big enough
to hold a troublesome Bobcat…
it didn’t have a handle
so they tied it up with
a piece of old rope…
punched a few holes
in the ends for air
and wrestled the cat inside…

instead of turning it loose
in the woods where they found it…
they trekked a drainage ditch
to a paved road a couple miles
from their house…
their reasoning was
they didn’t want the ‘shredder’
showing up again on the back steps…
the plan
was to dump it in the bushes
on the other side of the road
and then hike home…

they realized they had a problem…
they didn’t have the cage
to contain the cat anymore…
if they opened the case
they weren’t sure what would happen…
so Mike sat on the suitcase
as he and Jimmy went over the options…

occasionally a car would pass…

Jimmy, thinking aloud, said,
‘too bad we don’t have someone
to open it for us’…

‘well I’m not gonna’ do it!’
Mike replied, adding,
‘I gotta’ pee,’ …
he got off the suitcase
and went into the palmettos
to get rid of some Kool-Aid…

in the distance…
in the shimmer of the waves
coming off the hot asphalt…
a car was approaching…

Jimmy saw the car…
thought it the right time
to take a wiz himself…
so down in the bushes
he found his own tree to mark…

both boys had their backs to the road
deep in the cover of the undergrowth
they heard a car slowing…

Mike turned, in mid pee,
to see a beat up old Continental
with four middle aged black men
pull to a stop…
they eyed the suitcase…
then all four of them checked
up and down the road…
looking sneaky,
like spies on a mission…
checking for the bags owner
or just to make sure
no one was around…

before Mike could zip up…
the back door opened
and one of the men grabbed
the rope on the suitcase…
hauling it into the backseat
of the big, smoking, old car…

Mike yelled, ‘hey!’
wanting to warn them,
but if they heard him,
they didn’t care…
the car quickly sped off…
tires spinning…
leaving a cloud of dust
and blue smoke
hanging in the air at the roadside…

‘oh, crap!’ Mike spat,
‘we’re in deep now!’

he and Jimmy climbed back
out of the underbrush
and focused on the car
disappearing in the distance…

it had only rolled about
a hundred yards or so
when it came to a screeching halt…
all four doors exploded open
in the middle of the road…
and the black guys,
screaming hysterically,
all raced in different directions
for the cover of the woods…
one scrambled onto the hood
and then the top of the car
to avoid an encounter
with tooth and claw…

a few seconds later
the grumpy Bobcat
jumped out of the car
onto the road, looked around,
and in a leisurely manner
bounded off into the brush…

the four men
still hollered in strident tones…
angry, but relieved at their
near miss with the
surprise in the suitcase…

Mike and Jimmy,
feeling assured they
weren’t in trouble
for their unplanned prank…
lay low in the bushes…
for a long time…
till the car finally drove away…
their sides hurting
from trying to stifle their
uncontrollable
boyish laughter…

damn…
that old Bobcat
had sure made their day…

I suppose the same could
be said for the men in the car too…

R. C. Arquette
12/13/03

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Rivers of Summer





















The Myakka river
slowly twists and rambles
through saw edged palmettos,
long needle pines, and sable palms
past wide eyed bony scrub cattle
chewing their cuds; tails swatting flies…
drifting past stately bearded oaks
hung in clumps of Spanish moss
all gathered together in stoic silence
like groups of twisted old men…

A lone, long shiny Black snake,
it’s dark forked tongue darting
sampling the still summer air,
tiny glass-like eyes unblinking,
searching out its next warm meal…
almost unseen to the casual observer
he comes slipping through the tall weeds…
down upon the sandy riverbank…
weaving through the cat tails, hyacinth,
disappearing into dried brown reeds…

An undulation of tepid river water,
the color of strong freshly steeped tea,
swirls in eddies round fallen trees,
ripples around old cypress stumps,
making a serpentine lazy passage
past humid sweltering swamp,
shady hammock, and at it’s end,
somewhere in the distance,
dissolving into the tropical waters
of the blue watered Gulf of Mexico

An Otter family plays
a rough and rolling game of tag,
a mother and her three young pups
racing the riverbank, tail to tail
chasing each other in and out
of the river’s friendly embrace…
the jester kings of their domain…
absorbed in momentary diversions
beneath the long blue June sky…
gone as quickly as they appeared…

Limp, moss covered, and gray,
the old rope swing hangs unmoving
tied to the highest branch
of a tall scrawny oak…
perched high on the eroded bank
it defies gravity…
much as the dozen teens
did on hot summer afternoons
swinging wildly over the river
in carefree youthful abandon…

Dragonfly sits balanced
on a long green Yucca spine…
he has the Scrub Jay’s rapt attention…
Turkey vultures glide high overhead
spiraling on a sky full of thermals
as big Crows move tree to tree
cawing their familiar calls…
Cicadas buzz with the change
in temperature as a big fluffy cloud
rises up to block a blazing sun…

The storm moves in quickly
as is the case on summer afternoons…
It’s dark mass rolling in from the east
chasing the birds ahead of it…
whipping the long strands of moss
into a chaotic dance among the branches…
lightning tracks flash in the distance…
thunder follows, growling a warning
and the old river grows darker
to match natures changing mood

The rain starts and at once, intensifies,
hurling down drops the size of grapes…
pounding the leafy green canopy above…
disrupting the calm of the river’s dark surface…
striking the steep dry sandy banks…
craters pock the water-starved earth
and puffs of dust erupt from the impacts…
the humid tropical air is rapidly replaced
by a cold wetness that awakens the landscape
alive and dripping from the watery renewal…

The events remain wonderfully the same…
acorns rise up from the leaf-strewn ground
finding their way into the sunlight overhead…
growing into the moss bedecked grandfathers
that provides cover for the life on the ground…
surrounding flora and fauna, without complaint,
reenact the relentless process of life and rebirth …
even the quiet river goes though abrupt change
in times of flood joyously finding new directions…
it’s only time that seems to permanently slip away

The old brown Myakka
slowly twists and rambles
through saw edged palmettos,
native slash pine, and sable palm
past lazing alligator and curious raccoon…
past wild pigs rooting, horned owls hooting…
drifting past stately bearded oaks
draped in strands of Spanish moss
all gathered together in stoic silence
like the old man standing silent on the shore…


R. C. Arquette
6/20/00

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Aztec Heart






















Some fought
so I'm told...
they cried and cursed
a bad showing...
now they have come for me

I've tasted life fully
in this past year...
I am the chosen
and I'm ready
to meet
my sacred destiny...
bathed...
perfumed...
dressed
in the finest
of garments...
with a cloak
of fine feathers

The sun is warm
as I begin...
high to the temple
I stride...
a ceremony
of sound
and splendor...
I am proud

Time grows near...
stripped
I'm laid on bare stone
stained red
from the many
before me...
soon to bear my stain...

Bells ring...
drums throb...
a prayer of offering...
of joy
is spoken

My moment is here...
obsidian dagger
raised in priestly hands...
sacred hands...
with my last breath
I see it flash...
then plunge...

Silence

Friday, April 3, 2009

Family Legends: The Scotty and the Toaster















My cousins Dot and Ed…
were fond of ‘doggies’…
they had a small
canine buddy living
as a member of
their household
since their marriage…

their preference
were Scotties…
cute, black and white
animals that looked
like hairy animations
with whisk brooms
for faces…

Dot and Ed treated
all their doggies
as lovingly
and as dotingly
as they did their
own children…
the animals were
bright and quite active
and a delight to watch…
they spent many
hours chuckling over
the antics of their
current family friend…

the dogs had the run
of the house…
they slept on couches,
beds, chairs, or
wherever they
wanted…
they owned the place…

one morning…
as the story goes…
Dot and Ed were
sitting at the breakfast
table with my mom…
sharing coffee
and English Muffins…
the conversation was
light as they tried
to wake up and face
the new day…

at one of those
momentary lapses
that occur in such
conversation…
their Scotty…
named MacGregor…
ran into the kitchen
sniffing frantically
from person to person…
spinning circles
about the kitchen floor
like a shaggy
whirling Dervish…

Dot got up
and carried her
cup and saucer
to the sink
and rinsed it…
the dog was darting
in and out of her
feet as she walked,
but she ignored
him listening to
what mom and Ed
were talking about…

as Dot sat back down
the dog ran over
to a kitchen step stool…
it climbed quickly
to steps and jumped
on a low cabinet…
then onto the kitchen desk…
and finally onto the
kitchen counter…

the dog had the run of
the house, it was true,
but this was a bit much
for even Dot’s standards…
as they sat starring
at the dog, it stood starring
back at them…

Dot said, sternly,
‘Mac, get down off there
this very moment!!’…
the dog didn’t move….
She added,
‘you’ll be sorry if you
don’t get your hairy
little butt off that
counter right now!!’
the dog cocked its head…
stared at her blankly…

then in a move that
the dog would remember
for the rest of it’s doggie life…
it showed it’s defiance
by running up to the
shiny chrome toaster
that sat on the kitchen counter…
cocked his back leg
in that familiar doggie salute…
and let go an arcing
yellow stream
right into
the open slots
of the toaster…
an electric toaster
that happened to be
plugged in and fully
functional…

there was an instant flash…
and old Mac was
shot off the counter
and onto the floor
by the sudden introduction
of AC current to his
little doggie member…
the dog howled
in sheer terror and pain
as it scrambled to gain a foot
hold on the tile floor…
peeing uncontrollably…
it rocketed off
into distant rooms of
the house…
howling all the way…

it happened so fast that
the three at the breakfast table
were stunned…
looking at each other…
thinking about what
had just happened while
Mac howled in the distance….

all three burst into laughter
as Dot got up to go try
to sooth poor Macs
shattered nerves…

not only did the dog
never attempt this maneuver again,
but it also refused to ever
go back in the kitchen
for the rest of its
doggie life…

can’t blame him…

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Transitions



I scratched out lyrics
with a number two pencil
on the course pages of an
unused composition book…
a collage of thoughts
and dreams arranged there
the promise of a rock stars
the girls, the flash,
the fame was all it took…

I graduated to a clear plastic
Shaffer cartridge pen
peacock blue ink swirls
on Nifty notebook paper….
inspired by Poe’s dark
and gothic poetic images
I discarded lyrics for a
poets rhymes and rhythms
to share my visions
as a writer and word shaper…

I moved on to a
large yellow legal pad
giving me more acreage
to plant my images upon…
and a new Rapidograph pen
of pure jet black ink
that left a wondrous line
and the words flowed
across the page…

I received a treasure
an old portable Underwood
a clickity-clack black typewriter
a boys twelfth birthday gift…
it arranged my thoughts
neatly on each invisible line
spacing out the words
making my writing seem
so lightning swift…

I left home and found
the words had quickly slowed
as I became entangled
in the day to day…
with marriage and family
and working a real job
to provide security
and bring home my pay…

I received a surprise
from a special birthday gift
given me by my thoughtful
and grinning wife…
a sky blue
Smith-Corona electric
a speedy typewriter
that we both hoped
might change a writers life…
I banged out short stories
filling up paper by the tree
and sent them off to all sorts
of glossy waiting magazines…
I was told this was how it started
I read this was the way it was done
and if I overlooked the rejection
in obvious due time
it would led me to my dreams…

I put away the electric when
computers made the scene
it was faster, and neater,
and would correct all my mistakes…
it sent stores and poems galore
to one address after another
and received notes in return
which all seemed to echo
‘sorry, you ain’t got what it takes’

I write now for heart and mind
arranging my life upon the page
using the monitor and keyboard
on my fourth computer reincarnation…
I look back on all those pieces
like a puzzle of where I’ve been
and what I have become
smiling at changes and transitions
embracing dreams and limitations…

R. C. Arquette
12/20/05

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Chalice




















Once…
it seems like dreams ago…
he set out on a daring quest…
to taste of life from every cup…
each chalice pressed to lips
filled with sweet discovery…
filled with promise, passion,
and persuasion…
a task which in his youth
he carried out with relish…
noting no two taste the same…
each different
and intriguing on their own…
some found sweet and cloying…
some floral and pungent…
some bitter and repellent…
yet never once was one denied…
all found heady and sublime…
on occasions…
indulging desire yet again…
delighted by a subtle rare bouquet
intrigued by a dark woody under taste…
some again
and again
unable to get his fill…
growing ever intoxicated
with each new offering…
until at last
desire finally slaked…
he gave pause to reflect…
conjuring
that sensual sojourn
attempting to define the best…
the one true captivating nectar
that had caused contentment…
a soft stirring in his breast…
the one true elixir
to be sought
and secured …
to captivate his spirit
for a lifetime…
yet when he sought
that special find
that sweet intoxicant
to soothe his spirits…
he was distraught to find
it had slipped away…
acquired by someone
more astute than he…
a person of some insight…
yet unaware of the rarity
of his acquisition…
oh lucky man…
now he looks upon
the empty chalice…
he wets his lips
remembering the nectar…
sweet as plum wine…
light as butterfly wings…
trying to accept
a loss of bliss
once so close…in sips…

Thursday, October 16, 2008

My Halloween of Pain















When Halloween mischief
becomes more than a prank …
turning thoughtless and cruel…
the spirits of the night
have an unspoken way
of exacting a balance…
applying sudden doses
of pain and humiliation
to the unthinking
perpetrators
as punishment
for their foul deeds…
I know…
I was such a prankster…

at fifteen
too old for the door to door
‘trick or treat’ of childhood,
but always ready
for a Halloween of hijinks
and irritating trickery…
assemble three teenaged boys
on a moonless Halloween night
add a carton of fresh eggs
and Mr. Trouble
won’t be too far away…

the three of us
had seen toilet papered trees,
garbage cans turned over,
window soaped,
mailboxes battered
the usual deviltry
as we passed little groups
of ghosts, skeletons,
goblins and fairies
who laughed and squealed
as they moved
house to house
in the black velvet
cover of night…

our trio had been restrained…
enjoying the freedom
of wandering the streets
as if invisible…
wrapped
in a cloak of darkness…
while avoiding
the occasional
patrol car by hiding
behind buildings and hedges…

Gilbert was tired
of carrying his ‘dozen eggs’
and longed for a worthy target…
then, like a wish come true
around the next turn…
drifting into view
there appeared a house…
in the back,
a patio glowed in floodlight…
a tall fence surrounded
its perimeter…
adults laughing and drinking…
older folks by their sound…
having a Halloween
get together…
the yard outside the fence
was almost pitch black…
Gilbert grinned, ‘let’s do it!’…

we three zealots of mischief
quickly divided up the
‘cackle-berries’…
then standing back
thirty feet in the darkness
we let loose
a rapid fire volley…
each of us unleashing
four eggs in quick succession…
each dropping into the light
then disappearing
behind the fence…

the laughter stopped…
then the shouts rang out…
a women squealed…
men cursed…
the night came alive
as a gate was flung open…
light shot out in a bright ‘V’
across the corner of the yard…

the three of us jumped…
sensing death
and dismemberment
we took off at full bore
in opposite directions…
the adrenaline pumped
as I chuckled to myself
and sprinted awkwardly away
from the angry revelers…

I hadn’t raced twenty feet
when running full bore through a line
of tall, shaggy barked, punk trees
I hit a short, rolled wire fence,
invisible in the darkness…
which caught me across my thighs
and flipped me violently
over on my face
in the thick, damp grass…

confused by the sudden stop…
it had knocked the wind out me
and left me groaning into
the dirt and sod…
but the figures in the light
behind me grew closer
and louder…
I didn’t have time to lay there…
I had to make my get away
or suffer the wrath
of the mad party-goers…

I dragged myself to my feet…
wobbling on rubbery legs,
glanced over my shoulder
to see the angry crowd closing…
and then took off again…
running in a panic through
an open lot next door…

I was up to full run again
when my luck ran out…
a ¾ inch galvanized pipe
with a hose bib on it,
unseen in the darkness
and the panic of the moment,
stood firmly in my path…

the head and handle
caught me square in the crotch…
WHAM!…
suddenly the stars came out…
man, I saw lots of freakin’ stars!…
I was hurt…
and again upended, landing,
on my grass and dirt stained face…
this time I just lay there…
cupping my injured male parts…
the knife like pain in my belly…
causing the choked sounds
of me sucking air
to fill the cool, crisp, night air….

the unholy threats
of my pursuers slowly faded away…
the night grew silent around me…
I no longer cared if I was caught…
Because at that moment
I had only one thought…
all I wanted to do was die…

I lay there for an eternity
focused on the pain…
and eventually
I found myself alone…
managing to stagger to my feet,
whining sheepishly
I took my bruised ego
And my battered body parts
and limped off into the night…

later I met up with my buddies…
they were ready to continue
the nights adventures…
I wasn’t…
I didn’t go into details,
but do to my ‘delicate condition’
I bowed out…
indicating, ‘thank you very much,’
but I’d had far too much
fun for one night…
possibly too much fun for a lifetime…

that was my Halloween of pain…
the night I became a believer
in the laws of Karma…

and the last time I ever tossed
an egg at anything!

R. C. Arquette
1/13/04

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Night I was Mistaken for a Morlock



'The Time Machine' (1960)
The Morlocks are restless...


The author H. G. Wells
wrote many wonderful books…
some volumes were comprehensive
collections of the history of the world…
while others,
considered more flights of fancy,
envisioned a distant future
of men and machines…
one such classic stands out,
‘The Time Machine’…

a man invents a machine
that carries him
backward or forward in time…
he eventually finds himself
in the distant future
in a world populated
by the youthful Elois
who are raised like cattle
in a world of plenty
overseen by a monstrous group
of underground mutants
called Morlocks…
cannibalistic ghouls
with grotesque features…

in 1960
the director George Pal
made the story into a movie…
it starred Rod Taylor
as ‘George’ the time traveler…

I was ten
my brother Jon was eight…
one Friday evening our mom
took us to see it at the Gulf Theater…

she loved to see movies and didn’t
care much what they were about…
she knew the story vaguely
and she knew Rod Taylor
from some biblical epic
she’d liked him in…
so that was enough
to get the three of us
out of the house for the evening…

we all ate popcorn,
drank RC Colas,
enjoyed the coming attractions,
cartoons, and finally the main feature…
all went very well…
we laughed at the funny stuff,
were amazed at the amazing stuff,
and jumped
and winced at the scary stuff…
by 10:00 pm Jon and I were home,
with our teeth brushed, pajamas on,
and tucked into our single beds
in a shared bedroom…

mom and dad had settled in watching
the old Zenith black and white
in the living room…
relaxing in the quiet…
absorbed in their viewing…
Jon and I soon drifted into sleep…

within a half an hour of dozing
I had to get up and use the bathroom…
I got out of bed and sleepily
weaved my way toward
the bedroom door…
in doing so
I groaned as I bumped
into the foot of Jon’s bed…

this was enough to wake him…
through sleepy eyes he saw me…
hunched over the bed
my darkened shape
was silhouetted in the light
behind me in the open doorway…
he let out a scream!…

it scared hell out of me
and I let out a scream as well!…

he screamed again!…
and I, fearing for my life,
turned and ran into the hall…

he was hot on my heels screaming…
and quickly was pawing at my back
trying to push me out of the way
so he could get by…
we both ended up
climbing over each other
all the way to the end of the hall…
spilling out into the living room
and falling in a writhing heap
on the floor…

both parents looked at us
in total, wide-eyed amazement…
mom leaping up to pull us apart…
dad grumbling at the display
once he figured out
we weren’t being murdered…

mom finally got us quieted down…
Jon quit sobbing long enough
to gasp out that there were
‘Morlocks in the bedroom!’…
mom grinned,
‘ohhhh, that’s what this is all about!’…
I said, ‘what?’
not sure that I’d heard him correctly…
‘there was a big Morlock on my bed
and it was coming to eat me!’
he gasped…
he was referring to me…
the Morlock at the foot of his bed…

‘that was me, you moron!’ I laughed…
mom smacked the back of my head,
‘don’t call your little brother a moron!’
dad grumbled again…
‘see what happens when you take
these two to those weird movies, Jane?’
he shook his head disgustedly,
‘you’ll have ‘em both up all night
with nightmares, squealing
like a bunch of loonies!’

mom led us back to bed…
calmed us down and tuck us in…
telling us to be quiet
and go to sleep…

she pulled the door to…
her feet padded off down the hall…
a moment past in the darkness…
I grinned, thinking
that this would there after
be the night I was mistaken
for a Morlock…

‘Morlock!’ groaned Jon, from his bed…
‘moron!’ I snapped back…

then as a final statement
to the whole evenings misadventure…
from down the hall
dad barked, ‘shut-up in there!’…

and we did…
for he was far scarier
than any Morlock ever was…

R. C. Arquette - 2/22/04

Sunday, September 7, 2008

You Make My Ass Tired



Too large
the burden tied
to Jethro’s straining back…
please ease the ropes
that bind…

unload
that animal…
and lay his burden down…
treat him fondly
and fair…

he stares
an angry stare…
I see it in his eyes…
the long day breaks
his spine…

I growl
with great disgust
‘you make my ass tired’…
all you can do
is shrug…

piss poor
excuse for a
humanitarian…
‘you make my ass
tired’

R. C. Arquette
9/6/08

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Geometry of the Living


If birth is point A
And death is point B
The lifeline between must be me
This line stretches out in one direction
Broken on occasion by an intersection
To a destination yet unseen

I’ve tried manipulation
And applied creative articulation
To what is seemingly fixed and mundane
An attempt to alter design by an active brain
Yet lifelines struggle to remain the same
In spite of my interpretation

I don’t care for vertical
It all seems so upright and imperial
Because vertical implies a lofty need
For me lofty is just another nosebleed
And therefore defined non-essential
Found to be inconsequential

I’m not much for horizontal
It’s all too lifelike and elemental
Common position for sleep, sex and death
Only difference being a variance of breath
And in the end all too damn incidental
A wise mans image of contemporary hell

It’s these angles that I’m drawn to
Angles that define my world anew
On desktops, roadmaps, and daydreams
In art work, playgrounds, and street scenes
It’s tranquility and peace they’re giving
The angles in the geometry of the living

To a destination still yet unseen
Broken on occasion by an intersection
The lifeline stretches out in one direction
This angle filled line must be me
Since my birth is point AAnd death is point B

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Death of Religion

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A moving, warming sun
just one more inch to the right...
Then a beam, sparkling,
shoots through stained glass
across the pews
that shine in their emptiness...
Brushing over silvery tile,
over velvets and braid...
Finally settling
in righteous perfection
across a still
troubled face...
Of one who needed...
One who waited
patiently...

But no one came…

Amen.

R. C. Arquette
1970

Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Rivers of Summer






The Myakka river
slowly twists and rambles
through saw edged palmettos,
long needle pines, and sable palms
past wide eyed bony scrub cattle
chewing their cuds; tails swatting flies…
drifting past stately bearded oaks
hung in clumps of Spanish moss
all gathered together in stoic silence
like groups of twisted old men…

A lone, long shiny Black snake,
it’s dark forked tongue darting
sampling the still summer air,
tiny glass-like eyes unblinking,
searching out its next warm meal…
almost unseen to the casual observer
he comes slipping through the tall weeds…
down upon the sandy riverbank…
weaving through the cat tails, hyacinth,
disappearing into dried brown reeds…

An undulation of tepid river water,
the color of strong freshly steeped tea,
swirls in eddies round fallen trees,
ripples around old cypress stumps,
making a serpentine lazy passage
past humid sweltering swamp,
shady hammock, and at it’s end,
somewhere in the distance,
dissolving into the tropical waters
of the blue watered Gulf of Mexico

An Otter family plays
a rough and rolling game of tag,
a mother and her three young pups
racing the riverbank, tail to tail
chasing each other in and out
of the river’s friendly embrace…
the jester kings of their domain…
absorbed in momentary diversions
beneath the long blue June sky…
gone as quickly as they appeared…

Limp, moss covered, and gray,
the old rope swing hangs unmoving
tied to the highest branch
of a tall scrawny oak…
perched high on the eroded bank
it defies gravity…
much as the dozen teens
did on hot summer afternoons
swinging wildly over the river
in carefree youthful abandon…

Dragonfly sits balanced
on a long green Yucca spine…
he has the Scrub Jay’s rapt attention…
Turkey vultures glide high overhead
spiraling on a sky full of thermals
as big Crows move tree to tree
cawing their familiar calls…
Cicadas buzz with the change
in temperature as a big fluffy cloud
rises up to block a blazing sun…

The storm moves in quickly
as is the case on summer afternoons…
It’s dark mass rolling in from the east
chasing the birds ahead of it…
whipping the long strands of moss
into a chaotic dance among the branches…
lightning tracks flash in the distance…
thunder follows, growling a warning
and the old river grows darker
to match natures changing mood

The rain starts and at once, intensifies,
hurling down drops the size of grapes…
pounding the leafy green canopy above…
disrupting the calm of the river’s dark surface…
striking the steep dry sandy banks…
craters pock the water-starved earth
and puffs of dust erupt from the impacts…
the humid tropical air is rapidly replaced
by a cold wetness that awakens the landscape
alive and dripping from the watery renewal…

The events remain wonderfully the same…
acorns rise up from the leaf-strewn ground
finding their way into the sunlight overhead…
growing into the moss bedecked grandfathers
that provides cover for the life on the ground…
surrounding flora and fauna, without complaint,
reenact the relentless process of life and rebirth …
even the quiet river goes though abrupt change
in times of flood joyously finding new directions…
it’s only time that seems to permanently slip away

The old brown Myakka
slowly twists and rambles
through saw edged palmettos,
native slash pine, and sable palm
past lazing alligator and curious raccoon…
past wild pigs rooting, horned owls hooting…
drifting past stately bearded oaks
draped in strands of Spanish moss
all gathered together in stoic silence
like the old man standing silent on the shore…

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Frogtown Serenade



















The storm
comes rolling in
out of the east…
just like it does every
afternoon…
between three and four…
you can almost
set your watch by it…
a rolling cloud…
that first looks
like the ugly color
of a big black eye…
stretching across the sky
from one end to the other…
then as the wind rises
it changes to
indigo black…
dark, water-filled
tails whip off from
the leading edge…
lightning shoots from
its soft underside…
thunder rattles the
windows and sends all
the black birds,
sea gulls, and jays racing
off to the west…
chasing the sun..

the first
heavy drops
slap against the roof,
the sidewalk,
and the steaming
asphalt in the street…
in a moment
the bottom falls out
and the rain arrives
with a torrential roar…
the temperature drops…
cold air gusts through
the palms and pines…
lightning jabs the ground
close enough to touch…
followed by cannon
shots of thunder
that crack and boom…
cats and dogs run…
people jump
as they cover their ears
to the frightful barrage…

the storm drops
to a heavy, steady rain…
the rhythm…
a broken staccato
on the roof…
dripping
from the eaves…
I lie on my bed…
the cool breeze
moves through the
open window…
the air is clean…
as I slip into
a contented sleep
listening…
a smile on my face
for the choir…

another rainy eve
spent with bullfrogs
and green,
tree peepers…
a Frogtown Serenade…

R. C. Arquette
6/20/08

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Great Pick-Up Line Gone Bad


In the ever-popular ritual of human courtship and mating, the ‘ice-breaker’ has been raised to the level of art form. Don’t be coy with me, you know exactly what I’m speaking of, we’ve all been involved in this event at one point or another. Yes, I’m referring to that opening line that must occur between one interested party and another; that line on which we balance the team of ego and libido. Of course I’m referring to the infamous ‘pick-up line,’ a rather unattractive phrase for something that we can’t really do without.

Some of us are better at picking the right line and the right time to use it, others flounder hopelessly for a lifetime trying to sound sincere. I’ve never been one for using pick-up lines, I was married too early to ever get a real chance to explore the practice, but I have heard a few that were rather creative or just downright terrible.

‘What’s a beautiful girl like you doing in a joint like this?’ This old and feeble example is not even worthy of scorn on the part of its intended target. Another that jumps to mind, having been reworked into a country tune goes, ‘If I said you had a lovely body would you hold it against me?’ This is so bad it has become a bar-room classic. There are a million more of these chestnuts floating around, but like I said, I never had the need or want to use them so I can’t give you very many more illustrations.

The reason I bring this all up is not so much because of the pick-up lines themselves, but often the responses back can be even more entertaining, which brings me to this.

I used to work for Art, this little retired Bosons Mate, who was a cocky little man, round bellied, with a W. C. Fields gin blossom type nose. He was a funny guy who tried to puff himself up two or three times his normal size so those around would think he was tough. Actually he was a cream puff, but we all kept his secret. He loved the ladies, his after hours bouts with a bottle, and life in general.

He told me story once that stuck, about his early days in the Navy when he was stationed in Pensacola Florida. He spent about six months there before being shipped out to Vietnam to duty on one of the River Gun-boats that were so popular amongst the Viet Cong; a dangerous place to serve during active wartime. He saw many of his buddies killed along the waterways of the South.

He used to go into the Officer’s Club in the afternoon to have himself a couple snorts before heading off to eat or back to his quarters. Nine out of ten times when he went there, he’d find the same attractive woman, dressed to the teeth, sitting on an end barstool slowly smoking one cigarette after another while nursing a Manhattan. He asked the bartender about her one day and the guy told him she was the Base Commander’s wife. They evidently didn’t have much of a marriage left, so she spent her time sitting in the Club waiting for the next good looking guy in white (or beige) to come along. The bartender felt she’d probably bedded most of the men who came through the club. Art felt that maybe he’d been overlooked and decided to do something about it.

He had the bartender take the woman another drink. He watched the man put the drink in front of her, mouth something, and turn and walk away. The woman didn’t even look up. She finished her drink and then started in on the one Art bought her. He was a bit miffed, but he wasn’t going to give up that easily.

The bartender asked him what he was trying to do. Art said he’d like to get a little of that action if the lady was willing. The bartender smiled. Art asked him if he’d ever scored with the woman. The bartender said emphatically NO, indicating he had to work there and didn’t need the weight of a relationship with the Commander’s wife to get in the way of his paying the rent.

Art had a couple more drinks. He called the bartender over for another round for he and the lady. He asked him what he felt was the best approach with the woman. The guy didn’t bat an eye, replying that the direct approach was always the best. Tell her how you feel and what you want, if she wants the same, bam, you’re home free. Art thought about it, felt it was as good an answer as any, and since he was shipping out in a week, he went for it.

He hiked up his pants, put on his cap, paid the tab and tipped the bartender, and then sauntered the length of the bar to where the woman was sitting. He knew she could see him, but she didn’t look away from her drink.

He cleared his throat and said to her, ‘You have got to be one of the most beautiful women I’ve seen and I’d just love to get into your pants,’ and he waited for her to either slug him, scream, or get up and leave in a huff.

She did none of those things, instead she took a few seconds to put out her cigarette and take slow sip from her drink. Then for the first time since he’d seen her, she turned slowly and looked him square in the face. Without missing a beat, the woman calmly and flatly said (one of the all time great replies in the history of pick-up lines);

‘Well, you know I couldn’t really afford for that to happen,…because you see, I’ve already got one ass-hole in there as it is.’ She turned and resumed staring at her drink.

Art said his ego was a bit bruised, but he had to laugh…all the way out the front door of the Club and back to his digs. She’d got him, but he’d also gained a story that he would tell again and again for a lifetime.

As for me, every time I’ve seen an attractive woman sitting at a bar I’ve heard that line come spinning around again. So I finish my drink, pay the tab, tip the bartender, and quietly go home with a grin on my face…but my ego intact. Thanks Art, for saving me the scars.

Your Faithful Reporter - RCat

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Forgotten Faces on Thrift-Shop Shelves



that stale smell
a sour mix of age
born of tobacco smoke,
sweat, cooking grease,
brittle paper, plastic,
and baby odors
it hangs like London fog
in any thrift shop,
in any town,
anywhere…

it fills the aisles
as we collectors
and deal seekers search
cruising the shelves
like hungry wolves,
looking for game
in search of
like-new tee shirts,
blue jeans worn at the knee,
colorful collector glassware,
old yellowing books,
well worn dolls
arcane golf clubs,
canes, crutches
and walkers
left behind by those
healed or past on
the castoffs of life
litter the shelves…

handled by the elderly
incomes demanding thrift
the upscale looking
for a find to grace a trophy case
and impress a snobbish friend
the homeless and poor
grimy and worn
eyes wide looking
for warmth and wear
street kids from the suburbs
looking for costumes
to state independence
that flash ‘check me out!’
the young and old
grazing the fields of the used
one mans trash
another mans treasure….

and always somewhere
in a corner, a barrel,
a table or a bin
stand clustered in chaos
the oil paintings, prints,
and old frames
call them gifts
or ugly mistakes
purchased
on bad vacations
passed on
by sweet aunt Rose
painted
by myopic cousin Stewart
found wrapped
offered for birthdays,
forgotten anniversaries,
Christmas under the tree
only later
to be found buried in attics
hidden in dark basements
dust covered in garages
next to become
remnants of an estate
garage or yard sale
unwanted
artistic refuse
of a world with
incredibly bad taste
and the desire to buy anything…

next to the paintings
is a sad but familiar corner
full of aging picture frames
in gilt, wood, metal,
and tortoise shell
fifty cents to maybe three dollars
all waiting to be refilled
with current friends and kin
all rifled through
a hundred times
left at every angle and condition
some twisted and broken
some with glass missing
most with a lost photo
a sepia toned shot
filled with history
filled with a need
to be somewhere else
to be loved
not tossed aside…

a couple on their nuptial day
smiling for a future
now obviously long since past
a soldier in his uniform
someone’s brother or son
left upon a beach at Normandy
a little girl in high button boots
with a china head doll
a little boy with girlish curls
in knickers with his sleepy dog
a stoic family in gingham aprons,
overalls, and stove pipe hats
people of the fields
a hundred
different faces
in a thousand
different stores
all the people
of a million lifetimes
left here nameless
and forgotten
a morgue
for departed memories
a graveyard
for these people now unknown
all their good times
and their bad times
etched here
upon each staring face
a history in wrinkles
a promise in a smile
joy within the gleam reflected
in a chocolate colored eye…

each time I’m here
it causes me to stop
and look into those images
those oh so familiar faces
while thinking
once again
how we all could live forever
if we could
just keep from ending up
among the forgotten faces
on Thrift Shop shelves….

R. C. Arquette 2/8/04

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Squirrel Fishing with Lefty & Iron Balls McGinty



















I enjoyed floating through an afternoon
at my late, great, brother Jon’s;
a can of Busch beer in hand…
my butt on a picnic table bench…
getting numb with nature
in the greenness
of ‘Drunken Gardens’

among the Ironwoods and Brazilian Pepper
sitting long stretches without a word
lost in thought or boredom
occasionally going for another beer
or to take a pee…
maybe passing on news of someone
or something of mutual interest
while the sounds of Freddie King
or Stevie Ray Vaughan
painted the air with the blues…

on hot days the Kmart wadding pool
offered a Scooby-Doo wet spot to cool down
a can of old golf balls and a driver at hand
offered an oft used diversion
tearing line-drives through
the Kudzu vines…
and occasionally…
squirrel fishing

Jon had two hand-feed, fuzzy tailed tree rats
who reigned over Drunken Gardens;
a pair of skittish, wire tailed, gray squirrels
that gave inspiration to a new sport…
one the Olympic committee had overlooked
in their quest for curious competition,
but gave the human guests to the gardens
cause for intoxicated interludes
of sheer joy…
and stark terror…

the female had a nick out of her right ear
she was aggressive and fearless
Jon called her Lefty…
the male was the target of Lefty’s abuse
she controlled the yard
he was only there because she let him
she let him because he had giant gonads
that dragged the ground between his legs
when she was ready he was ready
so she kept him around
Jon called him Iron Balls McGinty,
for obvious reasons…

both of these yard sharks loved peanuts
Jon bought jumbo bags of peanuts
He had the market curbed
on un-salted jumbo roasted peanuts…
Jon always maintained three things:
Beer, toilet paper,
and un-salted jumbo roasted peanuts…
we’d run out of beer and toilet paper,
but there were always peanuts…
squirrels can be vicious
if you run out of peanuts…

Jon also had a bicycle, a surfboard,
and an aging fishing pole
that laid around his back room
for the most part untouched…

he rewound the fishing reel
in the leafy surroundings of the gardens
leaving the fishing pole
leaning against the table
for half a Saturday afternoon…
a partial bag of peanuts
sat a couple feet away awaiting
the mother of invention to arrive…
she did…

mono-filament line with a tiny lead weight
tied at the center of a roasted jumbo peanut
became the bait…
tossed with a marksman’s accuracy
the line spun out thirty feet
dropping the goober near Lefty
and getting her immediate attention
she hopped toward the bait…

we all grinned
leaning forward on the bench
to observe the engagement
of man and raw nature
man versus wary squirrel
a battle of wits where only one animal
could walk away…
[a dozen times if the line didn’t break]

Lefty snatched the peanut
but Jon was quick to tug…
the dry brown shell popped up
and danced a few feet away in the grass
the tree rat bounded forward
lunged for the nut and it was
popped away again…
reeling in the line
moving the nut closer and closer
to the picnic table…

across the yard it moved in grabs
and jerks
the nut flew up
Lefty bounced to attack
it reached the bench
the squirrel went up after it
flopping around it was finally secured
in the chiseled front teeth
of the frantic rodent…

in a tenacious grip
the animals teeth and front paws
held on to the fat prize
as it became airborne
lifted by the peanut
leaving the bench…
up, up, up onto the table top
the creature wiggled and writhed
little grunts and chirps issued
from between clenched teeth
as it spun like some mad
whirling dervish
in a crazed peanut ballet
tugging relentlessly at the bait…

the members of the fishing expedition
were in convulsions of laughter…
spilling beer and holding back
from peeing themselves
as the insane visage of Lefty
being slowly spun above the table top…
refusing to let go of the nut of her dreams…
she battled on…

a final twang of the plastic line
a quick dash across the yard
and the peanut and squirrel were gone…
squirrel fishing was born…

of course there were others
squirrels don’t mind looking foolish
if there is a fat peanut as the outcome
so there were many more encounters
that went down in the backyard of summer

Jon is gone now
he and his liver had a falling out
Lefty and Iron Balls left offspring
and finally moved on following Jon
the little wooden house is still there
but drunken gardens aren’t the same…

yet every time I pass
I see ghosts of memory at play
acting out the good times
missing moments shared
when life was simple and silly
and a true gentleman’s pass time
like squirrel fishing
was the only thing
that was real…

R. C. Arquette
4/17/03

Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Road to Mudcrutch Farm




















Just a flash past Dub's,
out on thirteenth,
the sunday assembly just kept growin'
drifting down the dusty side street
Dirt freak daddies
with their Hogtown old ladies
huggin' bottles of wine
and fat bouncing babies

They smelled the music
and heard the smoke
Pine trees swayin' in a warm summer haze
Laughing out loud at their own jokes
Homegrown denim,
peasant girls with hair swingin'
Sweet hip shakin' mommas
their young bodies swayin'

And that was the charm
walkin' arm and arm
feelin' free
on the road to Mudcrutch farm
High time laughin'
and barefoot dancin'
down the road to Mudcrutch farm

The band was rockin'
in the side yard
sending Byrds high on an afternoon sky
while John B. Good stroked his guitar
Cheshire cat smiles
and sleepy eyed styles
pulled the rest of them in
as they danced that last mile

Long haired floaters
lost in the moment
watchin' the crazy old world spin away
groovin' in laid back contentment
The tie dyed ones
Mother Nature's sons
trippin' to the back beat
beneath a Gainesville sun

And that was the charm
walkin' arm and arm
feelin' free
on the road to Mudcrutch farm
High time laughin'
and barefoot dancin'
down the road to Mudcrutch farm

R. C. Arquette
9/22/95